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Dear Blogmates,
As you may have seen, we've gone through the Canal without being


1) Buy a realistic model of your boat.
2) Remove the cover on the tank behind your toilet.
3) Place the boat in the water inside the tank.
4) Attach a thread to each corner of the plastic boat.
5) Attach each threads' other end to the four corners of the tank.
6) Ask several of your friends over.
7) Crowd around the toilet, throw several hundred dollars in the bowl, then flush.
8) Then fix or replace at least one expensive piece of equipment in your house.
You have now experienced a canal transit.
Honestly, that is all that really happened. We went into the lock, the doors closed, water flushed in - we went up. Other doors opened, repeat. Motored across a lake, then repeat in reverse. No big deal, no fire works, no magic. Just plumbing. Nothing to see here folks, move along.


Mota had left for the states the day before, and Blackie and Nicole couldn't swing the time (plus they already have indoor plumbing), so we ended up with six aboard, which was more than enough to get through the canal.
The canal itself consists of five locks. There are three on the Colon side, and then a long drive through the lake to the Atlantic side for the remaining two. Because we were going through "the wrong way" we were scheduled for a later departure, which meant we would spend the night on Gatun Lake, tied up to a mooring ball. We waited in an area just outside the canal entrance called "The Flats" for our "adviser" to arrive. This is a free anchorage, strategically located just down wind of the major garbage dump, where each day they burn any textiles, plastics or other carcinogenic materials that arrive. Most folks don't stay there any longer than they have to.
Our adviser came aboard via a special canal tug. If you've ever seen a pilot boat in SF Bay,
Our first adviser was named Jorge. He normally worked as a tug boat captain but was moonlighting during a lull in business. He was very professional, knew a lot about the lock history, explained everything to the line handlers in excellent detail, and managed the process without breaking a sweat. It was clear he'd done this before and knew what he was doing. This was a great relief as we'd heard tales of other advisers that were less capable. He went to great pains to explain that he was an "adviser" and that he wasn't taking charge of the vessel, which meant that if we didn't feel comfortable with his suggestions, we were free to do whatever we wanted, but at our own peril. We followed his advise, as it was succinct, professional, obviously knowledgeable and, as best we could determine, absolutely correct.
We were assigned a "raft up" with another boat,

When you first enter the locks there are two workers on each side of the lock with long lines that end in a "monkey fist". A monkey fist is an old sailing term for a large, heavy, rope knot designed for throwing, especially at solar panels or any other fragile equipment. Each workman whirls the monkey fist around at the end of the rope and aims it at anything on your vessel that appears vulnerable.
The line handlers (there must be at least four) then scramble around grabbing the lines and tie their ropes to them, which are pulled back by the workman. They then walk along with the boat until it enters a lock, and place the end of your rope onto a bollard, which is a giant cleat of sorts.
They then close the lock doors and pump in several million gallons of water. Any thoughts you might have about feeling bad about water conservation should be left at the canal entrance. In just one trip through the canal, our vessel flushed more fresh water into the sea than all the water ever consumed by everyone at all the Burning Man events that have ever been, or will ever be. It is just inconceivable how much water goes through this canal. An entire rain forest's output was diverted to make this thing possible. Whatever your opinion about the ecological appropriateness of it, it is a staggering number.

When we approached the canal it was still daylight, but by the time we reached the entrance proper it was past sundown and coming up to the first gates was a bit intimidating in the dark.


We made it through the Colon side without much fanfare, then anchored off a mooring ball in the lake. Our sister ship untied and hooked up to the other ball right next to us. We could hear the monkeys howling in the lake and see crocodiles swimming about. We invited everyone over to our boat, had a great party, told sailing tales and played music and eventually convinced AnnMarie to sing for everyone. It was a wonderful night. John dove in and swam back to his boat, although everyone else dinghy'ed back. Qat went for a swim as well.
Way too early the next morning another adviser came by and took us the rest of the way through. He seemed genuinely shocked when Qat, with a big smile on her face, explained that she went swimming with the crocks at night. He didn't seem to think this was a wise idea. She explained her safety third policy and smiled even bigger. He looked over at me and I smiled. No harm, no foul - plus we had extra line handlers, so if we lost her to a crock it wouldn't have slowed us down.

The last two locks were more of the same, although in reverse. You enter the locks full of water, then they let it all out. It was all pretty routine and then we motored out through the canal entrance, under the Bridge of the Americas while Jeff and AnnMarie took turns playing saxophone, and on to the anchorage at Marina Punta Culebra.

So, our heroes remain safe and sound, the trusty stead continues to float and as of yet we have lost no crew members to pirate attacks, horny delivery skippers, storms or over zealous customs/immigration agents. I'm sorry to have so little exciting news to report, but I trust you all will more than make up for it with crazy antics ashore. Please take lots of photos and keep us informed.
Hoping this finds you all in fine spirits,
Robb
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